As a vegetarian, I really enjoyed reading this. I would say I am an inspiring vegan because CHEESE. However, I have been a week strong so, give me props. Compliments of Vegan Confessions.
Ethical vegan:
Doesn’t eat or use anything that came from or harmed an animal.
“Plant based” vegan:
Doesn’t eat anything that came from an animal, or anything processed or “unhealthy,” but might still wear leather or use beeswax or ride horses, etc. Probably is vegan just for health reasons.
Environmental vegan:
because that pound of beef used as much water as six months worth of showers. and did you even think about the amount of greenhouse gasses involved?
Raw vegan:
fruit + raw veggies + sunlight + magic vibes
Gourmet raw vegan: poster child of raw food. eats raw dehydrated cashew kale chips, raw spaghetti noodles with raw cashew pesto and raw walnut sausage, and raw cashew cheesecake.
Raw til 4 vegan:
smash in the carbs. nice cream. pasta.
Low carb vegan: similar to bigfoot in that its existence is whispered of but unconfirmed. probably eats lots of nuts and avocado. is suspected to be moody and undercarbed, so if you encounter one please watch out.
Junk food vegan:
Oreos, potato chips, vegan pizza, just about anything the plant based or raw vegan would avoid, but at least it didn’t kill any animals!
Hipster vegan:
organic veggies and rainforest certified fair trade coffee. cooler than you. probably works at the farmers market or the local vegan cafe. wears bamboo fiber flannels and tshirts with inspirational quotes or funny media references.
Hippie vegan:
not to be confused with the hipster vegan. this variety spends more time out doors with dreadlocks and pot. could possibly be a raw vegan.
Punk vegan:
wants to abolish animal abuse. defies the capital system. wears black and cruelty free hair dye. anarchy.
Athletic vegan:
bodybuilding/marathoning/intense everything sporty all the time. super fit, obv. either loves or hates peanut butter. there is no in between.
High school vegan:
probably alone at the lunch table. constantly made fun of or interrogated about veganism and whether a food is vegan or not.
College vegan:
usually locked in one of the deeper states of deprivation. stocking up vegan recipes to wait until they have a proper kitchen. having to turn down beer because it’s not vegan. crying over finals into a bowl of plain potatoes or instant ramen.
Emotional vegan:
oh my god did you see earthlings. did you SEE earthlings. omg i love the beautiful animals so much HOW CAN WE EAT THEM I LOVE THEM SO MUCH. i have a pet chicken. look at the chicken. ITS SO CUTE LOVE ALL COMPANION ANIMALS PLSSSSS
Stranded vegan:
I WANT TO EAT BUT NOTHING HERE IS VEGAN SO I’M GOING TO EAT THIS BANANA AND CRY.
Purist vegan:
no. can’t eat that. that has honey in it. nope, not that either, the sugar isn’t certified vegan so it was probably charred with animal bones. are you kidding me. of course i can’t eat THAT. that is supplemented with vitamin D from animal sources. oh those tortillas don’t have any non vegan ingredients? sorry just to be safe i’m getting the certified vegan ones instead.
Aspiring vegan:
not actually vegan. typically speaks very loudly and says things such as “i would be vegan but cheese”
New vegan:
i don’t know what im doing but im just gonna eat this peanut butter and hope purist vegan doesn’t yell at me
Lucky vegan:
lives in a place where there are lots of health food stores and vegan restaurants and vegan people and vegan stuff in general. i envy you.
Vegan guy:
usually sought after in the vegan community. hard to find in real life.
Vegan girl:
take up the majority of the vegan community. yet they are still hard to find in real life. the struggle.
Hot vegan:
all vegans. wtf did you think. gorgeous creatures
ECO BAE 
Did not know there were so many lol Thanks for the info 😀